Suacy!
This turned out GREAT!
You did a bang-up job organising this, JKA! Everybody involved displayed equal amounts of sex appeal and talent!
I especially liked Turkey-On-A-Sticks entry (He should have been co-authored!).
The only person who let the team down was "Sorbitol", a maverick charlatan whom I hope dies in a car crash or, failing that, improves his painting skills in time for next year >:(
P.S: MARIO FUCKING ROCKS!!! (Mario is the hedgehog, right?)