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Flash Player Not Working? Any Ideas?

Posted by sorbitol - July 26th, 2009


Hi,

Sorry to do a Front-Page-Thingy for something like this but I'm desperate to the point of wanting to die.

I set this weekend aside to finish off a little bit of soulless freelance work (which makes me want to die) and to get the main bulk of a cartoon I've been toiling over for four months done.

Just as the finish line is in sight I am bludgeoned into submission by a technical problem.

Basically, for some reason when I try to play a swf. file it only opens with Flash Player 7. Because Flash Player 7 is so out-dated the swf.'s won't play properly, often giving me nothing but a blank screen.

My first idea was to re-install Flash Player 10 but the problem persisted.
Next I tried to uninstall any existing Flash Players with this download:

http://kb2.adobe.com/cps/141/tn_14157.
html

I downloaded the Windows version, uninstalled ALL Flash Players then RE-installed Flash Player 10.
But still, when I try to open a swf. the window is blank and Flash Player 7 is written on the top.

Weirdly, when I checked my Flash Player version here (http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/faq/)
it says that I have Flash Player version 10.0.22.87, which is the latest version.

So why then does my computer insist on opening swf.'s with Flash Player 7?
(Which, to my knowledge, has been uninstalled.)

Is there a way to FORCE Flash to recognise Flash Player 10?

I'm really sorry to do this but I'm a desperate man. Hopefully this post may also help someone else out in a similar predicament.

-Sorbitol Onasiss.

P.S: Seeing as I'm here, I'd like to take this opportunity to plug my lowest scoring cartoon so far. So dreadful was this creation considered by some that the API ads were disabled. I personally think it's a valuable contribution to the endless slew of Video Game Parodies as it contains a hidden message and a Steven Seagal reference:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
501255

UPDATE!: I'll was going to delete this post once I got an answer but I'm getting some more views and favourites on my stupid cartoon so I'll postpone the termination of this useless news post until tomorrow (the whole world is my home).

Maybe it wasn't such a bad thing that my computer fucked up afterall!

POWER TO THE COSMOS, YOU CRAZY FUCKERS! :D

Flash Player Not Working? Any Ideas?


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Go to the folder where you installed flash (program files>adobe>adobe flash cs4>players. Run the flash player that's inside the folder so that the computer recognizes it. That should work.

You are a beautiful person!

I will quickly check this out and I'll update this comment if it works!

UPDATE: =================================
=======================

FUCK! That worked! It says Flash Player 9 instead of 10 but it's close enough! THANK YOU LUKA!! You have saved my fucking bacon! All my cartoons work and I can finish off some work I had to do (which is due for tomorrow!)

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!

YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I'll leave this post here for about an hour in case it helps someone else and then I'll delete it.)

Thats coming from your local installed Flash Editor. Because of installed Flash Player 7 with it, all *.swf opening with it on your computer.

The thing that confused me was that I thought I had uninstalled all Flash Players.
Nevermind, you are a very sexy person ;)

i am beautiful too ;'<

You are fucking gorgeous! ;)

If all else fails, you can always open up a .swf in firefox.

I never knew that! Thanks!

I do enjoy the creative side of Flash but when it comes to the technical stuff I usually recoil in terror, much like an injured bunny by the roadside, alas. :(

YOu should be ashamed. Please next time refrain from posting anything related to flash animation. We want to hear about your personal life. My favorite topics also include bitching about how someone is voting down someones worthle-- brilliant new audio that took 5 minutes to make.

Also I have not responded to your pm. It requires too much effort!

I am ashamed! I'm so sorry Newgrounds!!!!!!!!!!!111

My next post will be entitled:

"Why does everybody get higher scores than me?! It's NOT FIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I wont 2 B Taken seriously like DannoManno & Lengendery Frog!!!!111"

Hopefully I'll be given my own collection page :D

I wanna be called sexy too..

Eggy, my friend, you are the sexiest of them all!

:D

Why do people keep voting 0 on my audio?! Why? booh hoo. I'm leaving newgrynds fur evar!

It was mE! I spent 12 hours a day voting ZERO on everybody else's work so that I will have to highest scores!!!!!111

I Am KING of the PORTEL!!!!!!!!!!111

hey sorbitol, good to see you got your flash player working :)

i came to tell you about my bands website, it's been running for a while now, got our album for sale and stuff, but i was reading through the reviews for damaged in the audio portal and found your very nice 10 review and thought i'd let you know :) Hope you're keeping well

<a href="http://www.onenightstand.org.uk/">http://www.onenightstand.org.uk/</a>

Danny-boy!

How it going, man? I checked out the website and it looks pretty good!
You guy's must be getting serious. Have you been selling many?

I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll buy a copy of the album once I get home and give it a proper listen throughout the week and I'll let you know what I think :D

Hope it's all going well!

Feuse says:

i am beautiful too ;'<
Jul. 26, 2009 | 12:13 PM sorbitol responds:

You are fucking gorgeous! ;)

^^^
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm such a smooth talker!

XD

throw up on your cmputer

Who did?
You did?

DON'T DO DAT!!!!!!1

>:(

Hey what's up? What cha doing next? And you are a guy? What is going on?

Hey man!

Yeah, I am an actual human bloke, despite the photo of my girlfriend (who is an actual human lady).

As for my next monstrosity, I've got a little political cartoon about a dog coming up which I hope to get out by Christmas/New Year. It's going to make me a lot of new enemies, which I look forward to with baited breath.

Really loved your "We Just Wanted Candies" cartoon! Easily the best of the Halloween cartoons this year :)

Hey dude, glad you like the album!

yeah, we're still together (i think) not heard from any of the band members lately, their off at uni and stuff, so we're pretty split apart lol

Been gigging in Aberdeen and had one in Edinburgh which was awesome, but here's hoping something big happens haha

Thanks for the comment bro!

No probs, man!

At least your still gigging and keeping active!

:D