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I'm sorry Jas-Mann...

Posted by sorbitol - September 7th, 2008


Jas-Mann, I know it's unlikely that you're reading this or that you will even hear these words but I feel as though I need to make amends. Hopefully one of your friends will see this and let you know.

As long ago as 1996 when I was still at school my then girlfriend, Dee, was a massive fan of your band. She was a Goth and found your dark, glam-rock spacey rhythms very appealing- as did the millions of people who bought your first album.

While everyone derided your success because your song featured on a Levi's commercial Dee was one of the few people in the world who stuck by you. She was like that.

Even when you gave interviews proclaiming that you were a genius and that Babylon Zoo were one of the most important bands in the world Dee and many more of your fans supported you.

I feel ashamed to admit that I was one of your detractors. In fact I thought you were rotten.
I hated the wide-eyed, toothy performance you gave on Top Of The Pops when it was revealed that your first hit, "Space-Man", wasn't a trippy techno anthem as the intro implied but a chugging, dirge-like slab of guitars. And this is coming from a boy who usually loves that sort of thing.

It transpired that your entire first album was an independent, effects-ridden swirl of guitar noise and it was actually pretty good. But, you see, at the time I didn't want to admit it.

Dee lent me the album (she bought it on cassette on the day of release) and lent it to me in exchange for a Jesus Jones CD.

The reasons that I agreed to this exchange were two-fold:

1. I wanted to convince Dee that Jesus Jones were the best band in the world.

2. I wanted to take the piss out of your music.

There was actually a time when me and my mate Matt (you remember him?) went into the local Virgin Megastore and moved all of your albums from the "B" section into the Country and Western section to effectively destroy your sales. Sadly, it seems to have worked.

I understand from Wikipedia that you may or may not be living in India or New York. Where ever you are I must let you know that your first album, "The Boy With The X-Ray Eyes", was actually quite good.

But the arrogance that you displayed in your interviews at the time made you a laughing stock with both myself and Matt and the rest of the world. It was impossible to take you seriously no matter how good the album was.

But you have moved on now as have I.
I hope that we can put all of this behind us.

I read a You Tube comment on one of your videos from a guy that says he is currently in a relationship with your ex-wife and is raising your child. I hope that this is not true.

Incidentally, I haven't seen Dee now for over 5 years but I have a feeling that where ever she is she stills listens to your music. In fact the only reason I searched for your songs on You Tube was to remind me of those times.

This was the moment your career evaporated:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m3XgouVH 9-Y

But forget all that. This is how I expect you want to be remembered:

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I'm sorry Jas-Mann, if it was indeed all my fault.

I'm sorry Jas-Mann...


Comments

Lol.

This is no laughing matter. I am deep with regret :(

This is the best news post ever.

I just hope it's not too little too late...

Excuse me?

I am seeking redemption.

I'm ashamed to admit that I too am responsible for this mans downfall. When I was seven I accidentally ate one of his cds. I thought the colorful disk was candy :'(

Babylon Quarl. The boy with plastic in his stomach.

It seems at one point everyone was out to get him.
All he wanted to do was make great music :(

I'm sorry Jas Mann.

Sup G, im just sittin here just chillen. Some ballas came to mah door and asked if the misses was in then I told them to slag off. you know what im sayin?

No.

what?

Why?

whoops wrong page, lol

That's quite alright.

wat

How?

Eh?

Who?

Spaaaace maaaan

I always wanted you to go

Into

Spaaaaaaaaace Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

also how come your 46x46 thingy is of a girl, but you're a dude? I'm confused yo.

Don't be confused yo.

She's my fair lady.

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No racism please. It make you look like a cunt.

Respect to a band so bad ass they use only their name as the lyrics to the last half of one of their songs

Babylon zooo
Babylon zoooooo

Sing with me

You're bloody right!

According to my mates' girlfriend in the album version of "Spaceman" he does sing "Babylon Zoooooh" during the song. It was obviously removed for the singles release for reasons of time and shitness.

You know your Babylon Zoo! :)

Babylon zooo
Babylon zoooooo

I dislike this music. XD

Have you tried drugs?

wow sorbitol... wow.
That you actually took the time to write all of this...

You got quite an imagination my friend.
Nice news post.

Why thank you, old bean!

You better be sorry you twat! You ruined my life! Fuck you!

OH CHRIST!!!

Whoever did this- THANK YOU!!!!!
You've made my fucking day!!!!!!

IM SORRY JAS MANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

lol im sorry but this is to funny
lol thats all i can really say lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol...

p.s. lol
but really idont think puttin cds in aq western section of one store was the cause of his downfall ... so again lol

Every little helps ;)

btw this music if effin lame man
and i might be actina a bit rude but jas-man you myfriend are also quite lame

Jas Mann is kewl!

HUH?
Oh, okay.

Are you being ironic?

Y'know, I think it's great that you are showing remorse for a terrible event that you were responsible for in the past.
Don't get me wrong, it doesn't make what you did right but at least you know that you were wrong. But don't be too hard on yourself, as the old saying goes "Sorrow doesn't kill... but it blights."

Also @ Jas-Mann^^, don't blame Sorbitol for your untimely demise, as the old saying goes : "It rains sorrow on him who is already wet"

Springer's Final Thought:

Regrets? Sorrow? I've seen it all. So what are the lessons to learn?
Well if you ask me both Sorbitol and Jas-Mann need to reconcile their difference before thay can move on. Remember : "Two in distress makes sorrow less"!

Until next time, take care of yourselves...

...and each other!

-J.

JERRY!

I will take on board your sterling advice me old mucker!

here's a sympathy tear, NOT!!! Jeeze, nobody cares.

You are a most worthy adversary.

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