Q: What's one thing children know more about than adults do?
A: Being touched by their preist.
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Ah, the old "Damning critique of the Catholic church through joke" routine!
Very clever! Not only funny but we learn something as well!
You, sir, are the true master of satire!
Yeah the nacho cheese joke was just in a movie last year called Half Nelson.
Never seen it but the chances are that they copied it themselves from elsewhere.
Judging from what people have said the joke is borderline ancient.
Strange that a Hollywood film would stoop so low... Who'da thought?
Ahh jokes, One liners are so hard to think up, i spend a huge amount of time pondering jokes, occasionally i will laugh so hard when i think up one i get kicked out of Biology, which is, funnily enough, a win - win.
Me and my family all tried E once, didn't have to leave the gaff(house) for a family trip!
I'm convinced, my ex-wife has lessons with the devil, on how to be more evil... how much she charges im not sure.
i have loads more but i can't find my notepad and im way to lazy to go looking behind the desk.
Nice one!
I wish I could come out with that sort of stuff!
You should get into maybe writing for some Flashes or something?
Good luck if you decide to!
writing for Flashes? i would love to, though it takes me quite a while to create a worthwhile storyline, i have tried learning flash for a long time but i just don't have the time.
i have a few epic storys written actually, i think you could compare them to fan fiction or "long" short storys.
Oh yeah, and nothing is really original anyway, adaption is original in my book, although innovation is true originality.
if you liked those ill send you a couple more of my one liners once i find that damn notebook.
Cheers mate! That'll be cool!
One problem I have with writing Flashes is that I try to pack each cartoon with so much stuff that there is no room for jokes.
I try to tell a "meaningful" story but I'm slowly but surely getting there!
I'll look forward to some class gags!
Come to think of it, there's a really similar nacho joke in Sam and Max series of games, in Bosco's Inconvenience store.
It seems that the joke has indeed done the rounds.
Shame really, I honestly thought I'd made it up! I should have known that it was too good to be true.
Still, no-ones claimed the Corrs joke so maybe there is still some hope for me yet!
Argh, thats twice now i forgot to add that i liked your corrs joke, i got it cause im irish.
hehe geddit? cause im irish? the cause? no? nevermind
*grumble*
Hey! Someone likes my Corrs joke!
My mum is Irish and she likes them but feels that the joke is in bad taste. I thought it was quite clever! Well, it's the closest I've got to a proper joke so I'm quite proud of it.
Thanks again, jamboreen!
Don't forget to send me some gags!
Q: How do you simplify humor to to two lines of utter hilarity?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Sigh!...
After 28 comments there had to be at least one dickhead I suppose.
What took you so long?
Wow... I never thought one person could write an essay about one joke.
That's impressive.
Thanks!
That means a lot!
My next post will be about cutting my toe nails.
Sorry but both of those i've heard before like 8 years ago, the nacho cheese one was also used in some tv shows.
Nooooooooooooo!
Where did you hear the Corrs joke?
I was pretty sure the Nacho joke was from elsewhere but not the Corrs joke?
C'mon! Your mind is playing tricks on you!
wow. that made you a hero, lol. I've never seen someone go so deep into a joke! impressive. I envy the way you can make so many people read all those paragraphs and be interested in everything ther're reading. lol.
anyway, the jokes were funny. :3 I liked them both. so the first one was done before, it doesn't matter.
neato picture too, haaa
take care!
-Becki
Thanks a lot! What a lovely comment! You've made my day!
Thanks Becki!
Take it easy!
-Adrian.
that last joke was too obscure
I think you mean "challenging".
after reading this post one must assume that
youre such an inferior gay cocksucker you make me vomit because youre just that bad and gay
Dear sir,
With regard to your recent comment on my user-page one can only assume that your basic lack of intelligence and articulation are in some way the manifestation of a deep rooted degenerative psychological disorder of some kind or other.
Either that or you're a cunt.
Yours sincerely,
- Sorbitol.
P.S: We should collaborate on a Mario Flash.
did you enjoy, the slip?
Yeah! Flipping hell! I was surprised at how decent it was seeing as it was free!
Not his best I don't think but it didn't cost anything!
I wonder how he hopes to make a living by not charging for it?
Still, good luck to him!
HAHA! Thanks again, mate!
no i heard it before
and please leave a comment on my user page
Fuck off.
On your banner , look at the flash portal reflected and it says trash .... looks like it to me anyway.
I can sort-of see it. It kind of looks more like "rash" to me.
It's like one of those Magic Eye things where different people see different things!
I was thinking about writing a song called "Chaps! Let's not turn up our noses at socialim just yet" but I'm all out of ideas.
It has the potential to become a great rock anthem of our times if only I could think of some more lyrics. So far this is all I've got;
Ahoy, oh gracious chaps!
I heard a message on the breeze
Capitalism is a'crumbling
The captains of industry are on their (fat) knees
The mechanism has at last a'broken
A new order must now be sworn
Where the workers have the power
Of mass social reform
Chorus:
Chaps! Let's not turn up our noses
Our sweet noses
At socialism just yet
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
It's curious, this time travel we can indulge ourselves in. We leave echoes.
Chaz
That was enlightening. Thanks.
sorbitol
Cheers, matey!
It has certainly been an interesting debate!