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"As regards to favoriting you "Sorbitol" Absolutely no chance!! You are a nice guy and have great cartoons but you are riddled with politically correct socialist activists and are sooo biased I would not dream of going "official" with you..."

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I know a bee can outrun an eight year old kid. As I've witnessed as I ran for my life, eventually to no avail. The bastard got me. :(

I was also stung at around the same age. I wonder if certain age groups are more likely to be stung?

Mind you, I was quite a fast runner when I was 8, but the little twat came up behind me and there was nothing I could do.

He wouldn't dare try it now 'cos he knows I'm a lot bigger and I always remember a bee's face.

20 mph is the max speed of a bumble bee.

The average speed is about 15 mph

How the bloody hell did you work that out? You are probably right but how do you know?

The average speed limit is around 30mph so they are quite nimble little fuckers.

That means some of our greatest athletes are slower than bees.

Sometimes I'm ashamed to be human :(

faster than light

I know it seems that way sometimes but I think you're giving the blighter's too much credit.

a bee is pretty fast

Someone's just been to Wikipedia, haven't they?

A group of Japanese honey bees can vibrate their wings so fast around a hornet that the victimised hornet can actually be cooked alive.

No I'm not making this up.
<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3642419097420044432&q=type%3Agpick&hl=en#">http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc id=-3642419097420044432&q=type%3A gpick&hl=en#</a>

How fast is a bee? 117 degrees fahrenheit.

That was pretty cool!

How many would it take to boil an egg?

If i remember the old zoobooks commercials correctly, a bee can fly almost as fast as a human can run. Kinda vague, but meh.

Who is this human? Why is he trying to outrun a bee?

Tyler the socialist dog is the weirdest thing.

People find this review: Helpful.

A bee can spell better than all humans combined so I figure he's a pretty quick wit.

Bee's also have very neat hairstyles because they use honey-COMBS.

Er... guys?...

A bee relative to what?

Relative to speed.

Search your heart (or Wikipedia), and you will find the answer :)

By doing it this way we can all learn together.
This is like a giant classroom floating in space.

Already we are making progress...

Depends if it's a Bee-ver or a Bee-atch.

I "bee" what you did there.

A bee is faster then a rabit getting fucked <3

A rabbit getting fucked is sustained motion.
There is no direct travelling involved therefore it is difficult to gauge "speed".

But a bee is probably faster. You win £10!

How fast can a bee be? Not fast enough says me.

You can probably increase a bee's speed by 15% if you chase it around the garden with a small electric fan. Or a lorry.

Your flash was so bad it made me angry.

Mission complete.

Hey Sorbitol I'm the guy who made Best Friends. You can imagine how surprised I was when i clicked your profile randomly and saw it up there. Thanks for the promo. Also I loved Tyler the Socialist dog as well as Subordinate Droids really good stuff you've got there.

hell ya, motherfucker

also I was hoping we could be best friends now?

Tommy! Great to hear from you! :D

I've had you down on my "Favourite Artists" list for ages, especially after I saw "Blake & Dwight" and "Burying the Hatchet".

(BTW, whatever happened to "Burying the Hatchet 2"? I swear I saw it here once... unless it was just some beautiful dream?)

Man, "Best Friends" is the funniest Flash I've seen since Chuck's New Tux. I was hoping to get more people to view it so that it can get some recognition without it having to be nominated in the Treasure Hunt! XD

And as for your generous proposition, I will happily be your best friend... FOREVER!

*High Five*

All abominable flash aside, there's no need to turn my review into a personal argument.

If you leave a cunt-brained review then I will treat you like a cunt.

And you are one ugly little fucker.

Suicide is still an option. Take it.

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