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Hysterical (and disturbing)!

From the "Red Bull" piss take and gratuitous sex scenes to the impulsive masturbation and David Hasselhoff reference, this cartoon had it all!

As I've said before the "BooP" series is among your finest work and I loved the little background jokes which flew by quick enough to provide extra laughs but also give a reason to re-watch the episode.

The conversation between the kids at the bus stop had me in stitches, even the second time I watched :D

As always excellent voice work.

In conclusion:

This cartoon was a twisted, delirious and hysterical masterpiece which left me with tears of joy in my eyes and the taste of vomit in the back of my throat.
Never stop doing these!

"See you later masterbator!"

-Ade.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

hahahaha wicked! awesome review thanks.. the bus stop conversation was actually longer but i felt it dragged on far too long so i shortened it and was still afraid that people wouldn't find it that funny or too long but i think it was a clever absurd... obnoxious conversation and im glad u said that it left u in stitches haha...and that nerd alert picking a fight with them after added to it even more because he was so outraged haha

Genuinely Hilarious...............................

I was actually snooping around your profile over the weekend hoping you had submitted another one of these. Alas, you had not...

...but I was glad to catch this while it was still "under judgement".

These are so genuinely hilarious and I can't get enough of the voices - you even managed to characterise the "cake girl". Peter Parker and J. Jonah Jameson are priceless: "Bitch! Blow job, NOW!"

I'm sorry to hear that there is only one more left in the series but you should DEFINITELY consider doing others: I'd love to see the HULK (2003 AND 2008) or the new Batman films given the same treatment.

I believe Part B and this one were my favorites. I really envy your voice acting talents.

These should be scoring at least in the 3.80's+ and I'm sure they would be if they had been submitted by *insert-name-of-over-rated-video-game -parody- artist-here*.
I'd love to see one of these get an award.

I realise this review is going to be marked as "useless" by some toothless inbred who feels that this submission doesn't belong here so to counter-act this I must end by saying:

THIS Haz no ANINATION!!! GET lost off NEWGRUNDZ!!1 NOOB!! FUK YOU!!!

Ahh.. that's better.. I really feel part of the community now...

Dekathos responds:

YES! Ha ha.

I will put the last one tomorrow or Thursday. It actually has a theme to it. I've never seen the new Hulk. I still want to though. If I ever did another one of these it would of been either a mock of the Star Wars prequels or something like you said about both new Batman movies together. I would love to keep it to one file though somehow. But that's just in my head. It would of been neat I suppose.

Semi Classic!

I love all your stuff but I'm gonna have to be a bit strict this time :(

As per usual the animation, voices and music were well above par but I felt the formula this time didn't click as well as it has done in the past.

Chuck's New Tux was a perfect example of misdirection leading us goons at home thinking that we could second-guess Chuck's fate whenever the close-up of a cake was inter-cut with his sorry yelps. How foolish we were...

This time we were misdirected in a rather more tenuous way- a fucking dragon?
I reckon it would have been better if after Mike says "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" he could drive the Pizza-van through his girlfriends window then - if you really felt the need to kill her- she could have ended up fretted around the axle. Blood would shed. Everybody would be happy.

It would have felt less random and kind of tricked us goons at home into thinking that we were about to second guess Mikes plan.

But I will give you an extra point for what I thought was a Shrimps McGee doll in the girls bedroom.

I hope I haven't hurt your feelings.

HappyHarry responds:

Holy shit someone noticed Shrimps...

I actually agree with your review, this was just something I started and wanted to see finished, it's similar to Chucks New Tux, I am aware of that, and my aim is not to rehash the same idea a thousand times and make that my bag, the fact that the 'climax' is non sequitur and you could never have seen it coming was the point, some people appreciate that, others wish for something a little smarter, I can see both sides of the argument, this was just something I wanted to try...

Thanks for the review and support.

"I'm a man of my word..."

I'm so glad you finally put this out! And blagged yourself Daily 4th! This was great!

At first I thought you'd taken clips from the TV series and animated to them.
All the voices were spot on and even the style of dialogue was true the characters.
Graphically everything was well drawn and clear.

This was a SOLID Flash!

One thing I'd have liked is if you had exported the sound at a higher KBPS but I've read your responses where you've said that you didn't knowhow to. The voices were so good that it would be nice to hear them in their full glory!
I'll send you a PM on how to export them at a higher rate - it's insultingly easy!

I've noticed a few pricks giving out shit for really insipid reasons (that is, those who had bothered to give reasons at all...) but I wouldn't take ANY of it to heart.
All their "criticisms" could be levelled at any Ego-raptor cartoon but, obviously, wouldn't be...

Not that I'm trying to dump you in the same dung-heap as Ego-raptor! I could tell that a great amount of time and effort went into this and although you don't seem to agree it really did pay off!

Dekathos responds:

Thanks man. We seem to be on the same wave length. You really are one of the good ones. Thanks for the tip on the sound. I have even more questions now after reading that. I think I'll be asking around for more info and post about it on the front page one day. I've also got private messages! But I haven't read them yet. I think what I may even do is post samples of my sounds for future work and get some opinions. Also that's nice that I got an award cause there were so much being submitted yesterday that usually get a ton of attention I was going to wait another day. In the end i was too impatient. I think I got enough views though and I'm happy with what it has gotten and that I wasn't steam rolled.

Not bad...Not bad at all! :)

Fancy meeting you here!
I didn't know you could use Flash! Maybe I should ask you to voice AND animate my cartoons in future- it would save me a lot of time!
You've got some decent drawing skills- I was quite impressed!
Good choice of song, too.

(Oh, I've almost finished the skit you sent me- I'll hopefully have it done quite soon! I'll email it a.s.a.p.)

Vote: 5
Review: 10.

Until we meet again!
- Adrian.

:)

CrazyJawaCL responds:

lol, I only started at the end of march so I've got a long way to go before I could help you out. Thanks for the comments and I can't wait to see that skit.

5\5! "If you look at his leg it makes sence"...

That was so funny! I especially liked the part at the end where you take the piss out of that other Mario cartoon (I can't remember what it's called now) where you show the custom sprites off. That was a great touch.
You've summed up most Mario movies with this one!

Voted: Phiyve
Review: Tehn.

Overall: Brilliant!

Sticky responds:

You are one of the few people here who will ever understand that reference.

Not bad.

That was a pretty good little parody. There wasn't much animation but not all cartoons need to be "full-on" to get the point across. Just the bloke talking was enougth.
Maybe the lip-syncing could have been tighter but it can be quite difficult and it's not really that important.
Overall: Decent.

Vote:4
Review:8

PostTimeskipSam responds:

Thanks

Original.

That was a pretty original idea- at least I've never seen it before- so I'll give you points for that.
Good choice of song, too.
I liked how you pointed out the "custom-sprite" in the end credits! That made me laugth!
Let's see then:

Vote:4
Review:8 (2.03 / 5.00 (+ 0.0076))

Not bad!

KingKombat responds:

hehe YAY

Must submit to Frank Dude collection.

Although there was no real anmation in this you were parodying a series with little animation anyway so you can just about get away with it!
I think I saw this a while ago and it's always quite funny when people attack other artists and thier series so I'll be quite generous with my voting.
Mmm, lets see:

Vote:4
Review:8

Not bad at all!

Sticky responds:

You sir are too kind.

Nice!

That was really funny! Even though I couldn't read most of the words as they came up so fast the sentiment that "11years olds can animate to" took me back many years!
I like this flash because it seems you were DRIVEN to make it by an unfair reviewer and you went all out to settle an old score!
KUDOS!

This flash put me in a really good mood, so:

Vote:5
Review:10

PEACE!

Ying-yong responds:

Woosh. Thanks for the review.

I recall making this - after the part where I explained his review didn't make sense, I thought that there was no reason to finish the song, so I put filler at the end to randomize it. I guess the fuel for making all of my movies was to show anyone at any age can animate, and to not give up if your graphics are god awful and you get bad reviews. Look at me now, I'm almost award winning!

Key word being almost. :)

"As regards to favoriting you "Sorbitol" Absolutely no chance!! You are a nice guy and have great cartoons but you are riddled with politically correct socialist activists and are sooo biased I would not dream of going "official" with you..."

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